There are only four playable areas, and all 20 of the missions take place in them which means you'll be backtracking and repeating yourself a lot. That is the extent of the mission variety in Destiny. Every mission is the exact same thing, you protect your floating robot from waves of aliens while he fucks around on the computer. That's gayer than Siegfried and Roy, and those faggots probably trained their tigers to fuck them in the ass after every show. Any time you try to walk out to a river or a mountain in the distance, you hit an insta-kill barrier and fall through the fucking geometry. Well, the entire campaign takes about 6-8 hours to finish and there's no exploration at all. Bungie advertised an epic journey and promised that exploration would be a major theme of Destiny. Well, I hope they all got AIDS because they've apparently just broken the world record for fastest-selling new IP, which means we have to put up with ten more years of this bullshit.Ĭampaign- LOL. Bungie had a $500 million budget for this game and I guess they blew it all on cheap anal hookers. So the "social" bullshit isn't there, but what about other basic features that were included in the Halo games, like vehicle boarding, dual-wielding, Forge mode, and theater mode? Nope. It looks stupid as hell and adds nothing to the experience. Seriously, they actually put a fucking dance button in this game. You'd at the very least that Bungie could include basic voice chat, since the Halo games had voice chat, but it's not there! Literally the only way to communicate is to dance around like a drunk cumslapper faggot and hope that the person next to you is gay enough to take an interest. The whole "idea" of this fucking game is that it's supposed to be "social," whatever the fuck that means, but it doesn't work because THERE IS NO WAY TO COMMUNICATE WITH ANYONE ELSE IN THE GAME WORLD. I've seen my dog take some pretty big shits, but this is far worse. I was actually shocked at how terrible it is. You already knew that because it's from Bungie, the same people who ass-raped us with the Gaylo franchise for ten years and started the regenerating health craze that killed the FPS genre, but you don't know just how bad it is until you actually sit down and play it for yourself. I decided to give the game a shot so that the rest of you don't ever have to touch it.
Destiny patrol sucks Ps4#
My roommate pre-ordered the game for his PS4 because he's an actual faggot who enjoys getting his asshole pounded by big nigger dicks.
Destiny patrol sucks how to#
Even Sasha Grey doesn't know how to suck this hard.įull disclosure: I DID NOT BUY THIS GAME. Posted on Monday, September 29 08:09:16 EDT by SuislideĬar15 writes "If you have even a fraction of a brain, you already know this game sucks donkey balls, but you might be surprised to learn just how hard it sucks.